They say that women who live together menstruate together. I think that saying is starting to apply to me. Except I don’t live with a woman, I live with my dog. And also except he does not menstruate. What I’m getting at is my dog and I live together and
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Mush, Dog!
My little 15 lb dog’s poops have been putting mine to shame lately. This morning he dropped a massive yellowish brown submarine bomb on the lawn. I had to break it up the log into three pieces just so I could scoop it up with my poop bag. I knotted
Super Duper Celery
Holy crap. The celery from lunch is still working. I just took my second silky dump of the day thanks to my fibrous friend. When I looked down into the bowl, I even saw celery fibers sticking out of the smooth log. It was a disgusting yet beautiful site. Thank
