They say that women who live together menstruate together. I think that saying is starting to apply to me. Except I don’t live with a woman, I live with my dog. And also except he does not menstruate. What I’m getting at is my dog and I live together and we are starting to have the same poops. The other day I made a big log. That same morning he made a big log. The next day I had a unsatisfactory dump. That same day my dog also made little unimpressive turds. Today my butt squeezed out massive amounts of soft served mushy poo. Today my dog’s butt also squeezed out massive amounts of soft served mushy poo. Pretty soon, he will start styling his hair like mine. Copycat.