My friends know me too well. Here is a text I received the other day: You know how sometimes if you don’t flush soon enough, your poop will leave a skid mark at the bottom of the toilet? Well after I flushed my poop, my son flushed it again and
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Poo Princess
I went on vacation last week to the happiest place on earth: Walt Disney World. It was indeed a happy and magical time. However, my travel constipation kicked in. I didn’t poop the entire week I was there. That made my time on the rides a little uncomfortable. Every bump
Buttache
Is it normal to have an aching bunghole after every shit you take? Even when my poops are soft, my fartbox still hurts after I wipe. Maybe I’m wiping too hard. Or maybe I have internal hemorrhoids. It’s not so painful that I can’t sit down after I poop, and
