Buttache

Is it normal to have an aching bunghole after every shit you take? Even when my poops are soft, my fartbox still hurts after I wipe. Maybe I’m wiping too hard. Or maybe I have internal hemorrhoids. It’s not so painful that I can’t sit down after I poop, and the discomfort only lasts a few minutes. I asked my friend, and he told me I probably have butt cancer. I hope not. I made an appointment with a gastroenterologist just in case. Those docs must be looking at a ton of butts.. the earliest appointment I could get is in September. Hope my butt can make it.

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