Dumpin’ Donuts

This chicken, broccoli, water wedding diet is totally a no-shits-for-a-week diet. I’ve had tiny bowel movement fake outs where I’ll pop a squat, but after I’m done peeing there is no urge to push anything out. My “clean eats” keep me from feeling bloated, and that’s awesome, but not pooping

Happy New Year!

There aren’t that many public restrooms in NYC, so when you have the squirts you are basically shit out of luck in finding a bathroom. This is especially true around the holidays when the city is even more over-populated with tourists, and everyone is crowded into the one bathroom that