Dumpin’ Donuts

This chicken, broccoli, water wedding diet is totally a no-shits-for-a-week diet. I’ve had tiny bowel movement fake outs where I’ll pop a squat, but after I’m done peeing there is no urge to push anything out. My “clean eats” keep me from feeling bloated, and that’s awesome, but not pooping for a week at a time is starting to worry me. That can’t be good for my organs. I may have to deviate from my diet and eat a dozen donuts to get the bowels moving. Everyone one knows donuts are good for you.

Dear Donut, please bless me with poop strength.
Dear Donut, please bless me with poop strength.

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