Happy VD

Today’s chat: Friend: I had a big long dark poo. The end of it came out of my butt and grazed my scrotum on the way down.  I was horrified. Me: That’s disgusting. Friend: Before I wiped my butt I took some TP and patted around on my scrotum. I

I Disgust Me

I was showering and felt some diarrhea gurgles in my intestine. I finished my shower, farted a few times and dried myself off. Then I sat on the toilet to make #3. The next day, I took my routine shower and dried off with the same towel. As I was