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Today’s chat:

Friend: I had a big long dark poo. The end of it came out of my butt and grazed my scrotum on the way down.  I was horrified.

Me: That’s disgusting.

Friend: Before I wiped my butt I took some TP and patted around on my scrotum. I couldn’t find any residue anywhere.  I probably just didn’t wipe the right spot and there’s still poo on my nuts.


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