I have been spewing soft serve poopies for the last four days. I have not changed my diet, so I’m not sure what’s causing my mushy, whipped poops, but it’s nice that it’s not stretching my bunghole (like my usual poops) when I push ’em out. You’re welcome for that
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Happy Squirts of July
I hope everyone had a Happy Fourth! I went to a friend’s BBQ. I’m not sure if he knew how to use his new grill because most of the burgers came out pretty rare. I already ate half of mine when I realized the patty was still bleeding, so I
Explosive sadness
I think I am quickly becoming lactose intolerant. I had some soft serve ice cream yesterday and soon after eating it, my stomach began to twist and it felt like my intestines were wrestling. I was a 30 minute drive away from home, and I didn’t think I could hold
