On Saturdays I sit at my computer and do meaningless surfing. My dog woke up from a nap, and I picked him up and sat him on my lap as I browsed Amazon. I had a bowel movement, but it could wait a few minutes. I checked the clock and
turtle head
Poop Master
I have a friend who has a greater phobia of public restrooms than I do. If I have a turtle head trying to poke its head out of my butt, I’ll run to the nearest restroom to set it free. My friend will hold it in until he can make
Cowabunga
Sometimes when I have a bowel movement and I sit on the toilet too early, I end up constipated. It’s kinda weird. I’ll need to poop, but as soon as I try to push anything out, the bowel movement goes away and I have no urge to poop. So yesterday
