New Love

I’ve been on a probiotic yogurt diet for the past few days, and I think I’m in love. My butt is in love would be a more accurate statement. The yogurt gives me the softest poopies ever (goodbye, Mango dumps!). And a whole lot of it, too. This morning I

Break Up

I went out of town over the weekend, and my buddy, Travel Constipation, followed. TC hung out with me the entire time, never leaving my side (or my insides). He held on to me (everything I ate), and when I tried to push him away (or out), he refused (farted).

Poop Boost

I’ve been home a couple days since my vacation, and my colon has been working non-stop. I only pooped 2 or 3 times while I was away for a week, so there has been a mass exodus out my ass since I’ve been home. I weighed myself this morning and