I am sitting at my desk and my butt feels hot. I think I am about to have the squirts, but I am swamped with work. All the stress of deadlines at work is contributing to my upcoming green apple splatters. That office toilet seat would really come in hand
I’m at work, and I need to poop. But my boss and a few other coworkers are stationed out near the women’s bathroom. Feels like this won’t be a quick one either. Dangit. I hate holding in my poops. Feels like my butt is about to explode.
I was running 10 minutes late to work this morning, and as I was about to leave the house, I had a sudden bowel movement. I didn’t know what to do… poop and be more tardy to work, or squeeze my butt shut? I don’t know if this runs true