I made the most disgusting piece of poop this morning. As I was about to wipe, I peeked into the bowl and was horrified to see a turd in the shape of a dead toad. It was a ginormous, distorted-looking croaked dookie-toad. Real frogs are already hideous. One made out of poop and contorted into dead-position caused me to shriek just a little. I didn’t think it was possible that my own poop would give me the shivers.


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