I am still stuck at the office with another coworker. It’s late and I want to go home. I have gas. My coworker is 5 cubes down from me. I can fart– he won’t hear it. I let out a big one very, very slowly. I misjudge the size of the fart. It’s actually ginormous and it wants out. I can no longer control my butt muscles and the gas escapes with gale force winds. It makes a high pitch sound but ends like a sputtering engine. I think that’s my cue to call it a day and go home.

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