The Force is Strong

I’ve been having constipation lately, so my initial reaction is to push immediately and to push hard upon sitting on the toilet. Today I pushed especially hard because I could feel it would be a big one. All my dookies belly flopped into the toilet as usual, but it felt weird this time while they were coming out. I didn’t really think twice about it and wiped. Before I flushed I looked in the toilet to say goodbye to my brown babies, and I noticed one was not brown but red and white. It was my tampon. I pushed so hard that I forced the tampon out from my cooch. Those Kegel exercises really do work!

Kegels are fun!

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