fart or queef?

how do you know if you’ve heard a fart or a queef? you’ll know by the smell it produces.

some women have no shame after the bathroom stall doors are closed. they’ll let loose and go at it with their odorous releases. hello.. i can still hear you in the next stall!

one incident happened a few weeks ago. i was in the bathroom with a coworker. she farted. it was not a normal fart. it sounded like a ploppy machine gun. it was loud, it was wet, it was a little frightening. but oh the smell. it didnt smell like a normal fart. it had the odors of rotting fish… the smell of 10 day old sushi roasting in the sun behind a dumpster in 100% humidity. i had to cut our conversation short (yes, women still chat as they pee, poo, fart, etc.) and leave the premises immediately. queefs are already gross. a stinky queef is just down right nasssty.

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  1. John | | Reply

    I think it is normal for women to fart. Don’t you fart too? Isn’t it stinky too? You should accept it as a normal body function for any human being.

  2. Hugh Jass | | Reply

    This guy john obviously rode the short bus to school.

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