intense toots

i was sitting at home on my cotton seat cushion and i farted. it was a long, satisfying fart that passed gas from deep within. i think i felt my stomach get a little skinnier as i finished the fart. i shifted my seat position about 10 minutes later and the funk of it left the cushion and reached my nose. yeah, that was a pretty deep fart. it smelled like the insides of someone who ate a roast beef sandwich for dinner. btw i had a roast beef sandwich for dinner.

smells like teen spirit

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