free your colon. free your mind.

i have an important meeting today with an important person, so to get ready for it, i took a huge dump. i cannot risk farting or having intestinal gurgling during the hour long meeting. how awful would that be if in the middle of our discussion i let out a toot? it would be super awful. i had yogurt for breakfast, too.

release the toot

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