i had my annual womanly vjayjay appointment today with my doctor. all was fine until i was sitting in the exam room and i felt a bowel movement. i could hold it, that wasn’t a problem. the problem was the doctor was about to go poking down there and asked me to relax my muscles. what to do?? i could relax but risk a possible fart or even a turd coming out. or i could keep my muscles flexed and be extra uncomfortable as she prodded me down there. the obvious choice was to hold in my poop no matter how many times she told me to relax like frankie. she should be thankful i didn’t fart in her face… i was so close.