sleepy time farts

i was at a gal pal’s place the other night with several girls. we all had a pillow fight and wrestled in our underwear. HA. i’m kidding. anyway, we stayed overnight at her place watching movies and fell asleep. i never realized how farty i am while i sleep. i kept waking up (to what felt like) every 10 minutes trying to hold in a fart so i wouldn’t wake up the other girls. i don’t know if it was something i ate or if i am always a gassy sleeper. if it’s the latter, that might explain why i’m single.


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