I had to fart after dinner. My stomach was not upset, I did not have any abnormal intestinal gaseous bubbles, nothing was wrong with my digestive system. I just had the urge to let some gas out. So as I pushed out my fart, something felt funny and non-gassy. I decided to hold it in until I was able to sit on the toilet. As soon as I relaxed my orifice, there was an explosive amount of brown poo water shooting out my butt. Every inch of the toilet bowl was splashed with it. Yeah, pretty frickin’ nasty. But the worst part was when I looked at my underwear and saw what my “fart” did. Hershey squirts.

My butt kissed my undies

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