Our bathroom doesn’t have very good ventilation. We have to keep the window open so that it doesn’t get too humid after a hot shower. No matter what the temperature is outside, our towels are in constant danger of molding if we don’t keep the window up. This means it’s

Christmas Cheer

‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house not a creature was stirring, not even my bowels. The TP was hung by the toilet with care, in hopes that a dookie soon would be there. My intestines were twisted, turds heavy as lead, while extraneous amounts of pushing