Poor Toilet

I have been major stressed at work, trying to finish everything and make my deadlines before I go on my holiday break. When I’m stressed out, I make squishy poo. No, none of it was leftover residue from my caffeinated Gizmo. It was definitely stress-related poo. I can tell because stress (from work, and especially from flying/pre-flight jitters) releases horrendous amounts of squishy poo from my butt, and the smell is horrendous as well. Before I release, I ask the toilet for forgiveness before I prosecute it. Poor toilet, always putting up with my violent butt.

Please, I cant take it any more! said the toilet

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