My skin has been cracking and peeling due to the dry weather from the cold. I thought it only affected areas of my skin that were exposed to the cold.. hands, face, legs. Apparently not. I was at the office pushing out a big one. I was in a hurry,
Articles from February 2011
Is this day over yet?
Most of my female coworkers know which stall I like to use in the office bathroom. No, not because I share potty secrets with them.. I’ve worked here long enough that they’ve seen me walk in and out of that stall during our random bio breaks. Anyway, I went to
Attack of the Four Month Old Baby
Babies got bass. Ass bass. I was holding my friend’s four month old baby, and he farted in my arms. I wasn’t a little cute squeaker of a baby toot. It was a full on adult-sized man fart. It was loud, long, bubbly, rumble-y, and it had bass. Booming bass.
