I took a short hiatus from eating peanut butter, and this morning I was reminded why I stopped consuming it. I was asleep and I farted under the covers. The smell was so bad that it fully awoke me at 7am on a Saturday morning and forced me to get
Articles from February 2011
BFF Pooter
I received this email from a friend today: So you want to hear something gross? Remember how I told you I plugged up the toilet that one night? And then Tom had to go out into the freezing cold and buy a plunger, but Walmart didn’t have one, so then
Poopy Chicken
I ate an entire box of Chicken in a Biskit yesterday, and last night I had violent explosive diarrhea. It started off as a fast intense pain in my abdomen, which felt like an alien kicking my insides trying to bust through my stomach. That lasted a few minutes until
