PB&Toot

I took a short hiatus from eating peanut butter, and this morning I was reminded why I stopped consuming it. I was asleep and I farted under the covers. The smell was so bad that it fully awoke me at 7am on a Saturday morning and forced me to get out of bed. The smell was trapped under my sheets and it slowly seeped out over the next 30 minutes. I kept farting deep warm farts throughout the day with no bowel movements. I farted 10 minutes ago. The smell is still lingering. I hope I poop the origins of this stank out soon, my nose can’t take it anymore (and I want to sleep in tomorrow morning).

You are so yummy, I wish you didn't make my butt so stinky.

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