“You smell like a turd”

I had some bad gas as I was walking to the office this morning. I made sure no one was behind me when I let a few rip. My boss was walking about 20 feet in front of me, so I was in the clear. But as he reached the office door, he turned around, saw me, and waited for me. The residual fart was still escaping from my pants when I walked past him as he held the door open. Either he thinks I smell bad or knows I farted. Either way, he now pictures a turd when he sees me.

Everyone should be required to wear one of these when around me.

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