Sunday Funday

I am sitting on the toilet squeezing out a big one as I am typing this entry. I haven’t done a live entry in a while now, it’s kind of fun. I think I just tore my butthole. I have had recent constipation problems, and that last log felt like it ripped me a new one as it was coming out. It also did a belly flop into the toilet, so my cheeks are wet. Ooh.. another one sliding out right now. Ah, that was a good one. Thin, long and slick. I should probably stop typing now; this is getting gross and my thighs are burning up from this laptop. Hope your Memorial Day weekend is a lovely one!

This is what my turd just did.

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