Poop Deck

There is something about boats that give me bowel movements. Last week I was on a boat and had to take the biggest dump. Two days ago I was on another boat and also took a big dump, except this time the dump wouldn’t flush. If you’ve ever used the toilet on a smaller boat, you know that there is a bit of manual pumping done on your part to get all the waste down. Had my poop angled itself properly, it would have slid down the hole just fine. But it instead decided to fold Itself in half and clog the toilet hole as 2 fat half turds instead of one full normal sized turd. It was pretty embarrassing to disrupt the captain from his lunch to tell him I clogged his toilet with my fecal matter.


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