Poo Pump

My poops and boats do not have a good relationship, and that extends to my family. My brother took a big dump in the same manual-pumping toilet and clogged it. He told the captain about our repeated offense, but before he was able to unclog the pipes, I had to take a big fat dump as well. So I dumped on top of my brother’s clogged dump, making it look like my brother took one monster of a fat ass dump. I would have taken a picture of it, but since there was barely any water in the toilet, the smell was horrendous and gag inducing, and I had to get the hell out of there. Poor captain.

I pumped the shit out of this toilet pump, but our poops were too big.

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