More Adventures in Family Vacations

I was flying home with my mom on a 16 hour international flight. She sat next to me. She was sleeping, and she had a blanket over her. Then she farted. It was a silent fart, and most silent farts are deadly. But good thing you can’t smell a fart on a plane, right? WRONG. Although she farted under her covers, the fart seeped up to the one open area to the left of her neck. I was sitting to her left. I inhaled her fart. It was foul. I was gagging. I had no where to escape, so I sat there inhaling her fart. It gave me a sad face.

I don't like smelling farts that didn't come out of my own butt.

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