Before you think of anything dirty– No, I was not in the men’s bathroom. But my guy friend was. This is his story:
I just went and shat. The guy next to me had the most horrible gurgling diarrhea ever. The sound was like if you had some kind of industrial sized drain with a huge clog, and then you unclogged it. It sounded like his butthole was a foot wide and a mixture of liquid and gas was rushing through it. A really deep sound. I wiped and got the hell out of there before the smell disabled me.
Here’s a fun gurgling sound.