Butt Vacay

My butt has been in hibernation mode the past 3 weekends. Monday through Friday, I have been having regular bowel movements, pooping twice or three times on good days. But come Saturday and Sunday, I have zero bowel movements and my butt has no desire to pass anything. Maybe I’m pooping so much during the five day workweek that my butt needs to rest on the sixth and seventh day. Yet Monday mornings at 11am, I feel a toot push out my crap pipe and I make a beeline to the toilet for my morning poop session. Perhaps being at work is what makes me want to take a dump. :-/

I dont know what this means, but its kinda funny.

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