This month has been a pretty good one for me so far. Last month was my June gloom where I was constipated almost a third of the month. This month I’ve pooped everyday! Hooray! I hope I can keep this up. I’m going out of town tomorrow for an extra long weekend trip. Whenever I travel I am usually cursed with travel constipation. I hope I’m able to poop at least a couple times since I’ll be at the beach. If I don’t poop, all the turds will be cramped in my abdominal area, and it’ll look like I’m five months pregnant in my bikini. Maybe I should pack some Ex-Lax. Hopefully I don’t accidentally overdose on it and end up pooping my pants in the ocean.