My fiance likes to sleep on top of the covers. I often get cold at night, so I like to sleep under the covers. He couldn’t fall asleep last night so he started bothering me by kicking off the sheets and annoying me. I kept pulling the sheets back over me, and he kept kicking them off. Finally I had enough so I farted while I had the sheets over me. It was silent so he didn’t know my bunghole released a ball of deadly fury until he lifted up the covers and dutch oven’d himself. He then started gagging, then pouting, then turned the other way and fell asleep. Victory.