Bad news: Had a bowel movement so I sat at my desk to let it turtlehead ’cause I wanted it to come out as quickly as possible when I got to the office bathroom. Didn’t expect it to get so intense so fast. Let out some uncontrollable farts in my chair. Walked to the bathroom and on my way passed a colleague. I guess my pants retained some fart scent ’cause she coughed in disgust 🙁
Good news: I pushed out a footlong really fast.