Why is it that when you have to pee and poo at the same time, the turd has to completely exit the butt before any urine starts flowing? Or is that just me? No matter how badly I have to pee if my urge to poop is equal, the sphincter gets priority over the pee hole. I pondered this as I sat on the office toilet this morning. My turd took its time to drop, but as soon as it hit the water my urethra okay’d the peepee passage. I will think about this at my desk while I watch some Netflix and surf the internet during office hours. Happy Friday.