My office cube mate is not here today, so I took the opportunity to fart without fear. I am in a corner, so the smell is contained in my area as long as nobody visits my cube. However, I got a little too confident while I was relaxing my bunghole
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More Office Bathroom Stories
Friend: So embarassing. Yesterday I went to shit, and there was someone in the next stall already. His backpack and jacket were in the corner of the stall. Anyway, I sat in the next stall to poo. First I farted. Then it was like, splash splash splash splash. Pause. Splash
Shanna and Peanuts
Mr. Jergens: Circus peanuts! Everybody loves these! Do you want one? Shanna: Are they real peanuts? Mr. Jergens: No, why? Are you allergic? Shanna: I just have a hard time digesting them. One time I ate a bunch of peanuts, and I had a pain near my belly button. So
