I was at a house party tonight when I suddenly, without warning, felt intestinal gurgles. i thought maybe it wasn’t so bad and i could hold it out until after the party, but 10 seconds in, i started sweating, my face was turning red, and i was feeling severe intestinal
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stains
i had a really nice bowel movement today before my three mile run. i was able to dump a lot of poop and empty out my intestines, or so i thought. one mile into my run, there was more movement in my bowels, and yep.. turtle head. thank goodness i
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oh em gee.. this poor girl has no idea what she’s wearing.. or does she…?
