dont you hate it when youre on hold on the phone and you gotta take a mad shit? i was on hold with my bank for a long time (30 min) and i had to go really badly, but i wasnt about to hang up because i had waited so
liquidy
ring of fire
oy. i had spicy food last night for dinner, and it didnt sit well in my stomach. this morning i woke up with a little bit of fiery fierceness growling in my intestines. i sat on the toilet for a while trying to push out something, but it wasnt ready
sweet release
i just got back from a short vacation (no farting offenders on the plane this time!! phew!!). usually the night i get back or the day after i return from vacation, my bunghole opens and massive amounts of liquidy squishy mushy poo exit into the toilet bowl. it’s really strange
