i peed this morning (at home) and sat on the toilet a little longer to check my email from my phone. then without warning, i made ploppies in the toilet. it was totally unexpected, but awesomely awesome. not a bad start to a monday. btw – i washed my hands
poops
hold it…. hold it..
i had my annual womanly vjayjay appointment today with my doctor. all was fine until i was sitting in the exam room and i felt a bowel movement. i could hold it, that wasn’t a problem. the problem was the doctor was about to go poking down there and asked
quickie
i pooped this morning, and i thought i had pooped all my poop out, but a couple hours later before lunch, i felt a bowel movement, but it wasn’t big enough to warrant a trip to the bathroom. so i ate my lunch slowly, and my intestines stopped sending me
