Some advice: don’t drink San Pellegrino Limonata right before going to bed (especially on an empty stomach). It’s a sparkling, carbonated and very acidic beverage. It’s delicious and refreshing, but it bubbled right from when it entered my mouth, throughout my stomach and into my intestines, and it continued to
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Double Whammy
I had a pleasant surprise this morning. I stumbled sleepily to the toilet for my morning whiz (with iPad in hand), peed and sat for a little longer while I played Words with Friends. Just as I scored a 108pt word, I shot a torpedo out my butt. The monster
Sunday Funday
I am sitting on the toilet squeezing out a big one as I am typing this entry. I haven’t done a live entry in a while now, it’s kind of fun. I think I just tore my butthole. I have had recent constipation problems, and that last log felt like
