Midnight Beverage

Some advice: don’t drink San Pellegrino Limonata right before going to bed (especially on an empty stomach). It’s a sparkling, carbonated and very acidic beverage. It’s delicious and refreshing, but it bubbled right from when it entered my mouth, throughout my stomach and into my intestines, and it continued to bubble out my anus this morning. I woke up several times during the night from the volatile discomfort, and this morning it fizzed out my butt as it exited as effervescent mud water. Fancy drink, not-so-fancy poo.

Drinking this may result in sparkling butt water

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