My digestive system is starting to get used to the destructive powers of delicious Chicken in a Biskit. Instead of waiting a few hours to experience intense abdominal pain and explosive diarrhea, my butt detonates only an hour after finishing a box. It starts with an acute punch in my
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Death by Diarrhea
I was at a restaurant with my friend, and she went to use the bathroom a few minutes before I did. When I walked into the ladies’ room, the air was thick with diarrhea smell, and I could hear my friend gagging for air. Her gasps were so horrible I
Choppin’ Broccoli with my Butt
You really are what you eat. I ate Lucky Charms, and like the last time I had it and pooped the next day, my turd was green. But before I ate the Lucky Charms, I had a bowl of broccoli and vegetable dip. So my poo was not only tinted
