Type: Round 1: Smooth ‘n skinny log. Maybe 8 inches; slid right into toilet hole so only partially visible Round 2: Tapered, pointy, flaky diarrhea poo shards Smell: None Where: Bedroom bathroom Time: 4 PM & 5:30 PM Duration: Round 1: Poo glided out of butt within seconds of sitting down
Type: Mushy. Oozed out of my butt, resulting in embarrassing sputtering noises heard by coworkers in the hallway outside. Poop disintegrated on contact with toilet water. Bits of floating and sunken poo particles separated from main dung mass. Smell: VERY BAD. Where: Office bathroom (single person bathroom with sink) Time:
Type: Large, girthy, solid log with very tapered, slightly curved ends. Smell: A little stinky. Not too terrible. Where: Office Bathroom (single room with toilet and sink) Time: 10 AM. Was a busy day at work, had to go earlier but held it in until my butt was about to explode.