|Type:||Round 1: Smooth ‘n skinny log. Maybe 8 inches; slid right into toilet hole so only partially visible
Round 2: Tapered, pointy, flaky diarrhea poo shards
|Time:||4 PM & 5:30 PM|
|Duration:||Round 1: Poo glided out of butt within seconds of sitting down and propping feet on Squatty Potty. Stayed on toilet an extra few minutes (iPhone) until thighs started tingling.
Round 2: Poo squeezed out of butthole like toothpaste out of a tube. 2 minutes. Extra time to wipe messy poo butt.
|What I ate:||Breakfast: nothing. Lunch: Dim Sum.|
|Poo Satisfaction:||Round 1: 6 out of 10. Didn’t poo yesterday so extra point for getting something out today. Poo not girthy or meaty enough for smiley face satisfaction.
Round 2: 10 out of 10. Mushy mess = lots of leftover toilet streaks surprise for husband. Much smiles.