Poo Log: 28 Feb 2016

Type: Round 1: Smooth ‘n skinny log. Maybe¬†8 inches; slid right into toilet hole so only partially visible
Round 2: Tapered, pointy, flaky diarrhea poo shards
Smell: None
Where: Bedroom bathroom
Time: 4 PM & 5:30 PM
Duration: Round 1: Poo glided out of butt within seconds of sitting down and propping feet on Squatty Potty. Stayed on toilet an extra few minutes (iPhone) until thighs started tingling.
Round 2: Poo squeezed out of butthole like toothpaste out of a tube. 2 minutes. Extra time to wipe messy poo butt.
What I ate: Breakfast: nothing. Lunch: Dim Sum.
Poo Satisfaction: Round 1: 6 out of 10. Didn’t poo yesterday so extra point for getting something out today. Poo not girthy or meaty enough for smiley face satisfaction.
Round 2: 10 out of 10. Mushy mess = lots of leftover toilet streaks surprise for husband. Much smiles.

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