ZOMG.

My dog made the biggest, wettest, brownest, chunkiest, stinkiest diarrhea yesterday morning. I would normally be a very proud mama, but he did this inside my room. On the carpet. One foot away from the hardwood floor. FML.

Hot Piss

My dog makes the best face when he pees in the morning. He squints his eyes and his tongue rolls out the side of his mouth as he sprays the grass. Then he lifts his head, and his jaw opens a little more as that last drop comes out. If

New Love

I’ve been on a probiotic yogurt diet for the past few days, and I think I’m in love. My butt is in love would be a more accurate statement. The yogurt gives me the softest poopies ever (goodbye, Mango dumps!). And a whole lot of it, too. This morning I