Splish Splash

I made a ginormous poopie in the toilet this morning. The gravitational force between my bunghole and the toilet water was particularly strong today. My poop bellyflopped and made a huge splash. The splash had mad height. It hit my cheeks and wet my fartbox. Cringe. The second turd I

Bazooka Butt

Men aren’t the only ones with bazooka butts. My mom has a mega machine gun fart box. She can really rip one like she just ate a can of beans, but she doesn’t need beans to make her sputtering wet bean farts. Her butt is just gifted when it comes