I’m still having my 4th of July splatters from yesterday. I had the urge to go right after lunch, so as I was walking to the bathroom, my butt leaked a few pinches of gas. They were very small amounts, but with my watery poop so close to exploding out
fart
Fist Pumps for Farts
I went shopping at the sports store with my boyfriend, and I had to fart. It was the tiniest of farts. Barely a whisper, and so small that I almost felt nothing breeze through my butt cheeks. But as soon as I released that pinch of a toot, my boyfriend
Poop Oop
I am having some major farty-noisy internal gas gurgles right now, and all I can think about is pooping. But I have a deadline I have to make, so no going to the potty just yet. I was writing the description of my project for my client, and instead of
