I said Brrrrrr it’s cold in here! I was walking to my office in my puffy trench coat and I let out a little stinker. It smelled pretty bad, and the rotten air was coming up from my pants through my coat neck hole. I made it to my chair
fart
My butt screamed ice cream
I was at a dinner party last night. After the meal, the host served ice cream. I am lactose intolerant so it was obvious that I should have declined dessert. But who can say no to ice cream?! Not me!!!! I had three scoops. It was three scoops too many.
Farty Cravings
I just farted, and it smelled like bologna. Is it wrong that I am suddenly craving a cold-cut sandwich?
